Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCModern Family Season 2 Episode 20: "Someone to Watch Over Lily" Quotes
Luke: Smell Heather for me.
Phil: I always do...not.
No way, she plays Lacrosse and plays the cello. Even my reputation can't take that dork hit.
Haley
Luke: One time, she gave me a Woody.
Claire: Sweet J...
Luke: She remembered he's my favorite character from Toy Story.
Mitchell: Did we come at a bad time?
Claire: Come back in five years and seven months when they're all gone!
Claire: Phil, the frying pan is on fire!
Phil: Son of Jor-El! Everybody stay calm!
Jay: Want some coffee?
Manny: Say yes. It's french press. I was doubtful too, but I honestly can't see myself going back to drip.