Modern Family
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Manny's the worst roommate ever. Everything he finds, he folds.
Luke
Phil: Just to be clear, I'm not condoning eating your kids, but I sure as heck know why giraffes do it.
Claire: What?!?
There she is. The prettiest white woman on Maui.
Phil
Score, this place has an iron in the closet!
Manny [in his Hawaiian hotel room]
Look at him getting coffee and not putting chocolate in it! He's so mature!
Haley
I have an uncle that can only wear bell-bottoms. Hand to God.
Cam
Cam: People always say I scream Hawaii.
Mitchell: Who says that?
Cam: People...
Mitchell: What people?
Cam: ...You don't know them.
I'm just a boy trying to bring style back to travel.
Manny
Could you make it a double? I'm traveling with my family.
Jay
A Realtor's just a ninja in a blazer. The average burglar breaks in and leaves clues everywhere. But not me. I'm completely clueless.
Phil
This is a coup. When you get in with Jasper, doors open. He's a legacy at Happy Time Preschool.
Cameron
Phil: You're such a great mother. Sometimes I wish you were my mother.
Claire: Oh gosh. I'm already queasy.
