Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCModern Family Season 2 Quotes
Cam: Why do you have to throw a wet blanket on my dreams?
Mitchell: I do not.
Cam: You do it all the time and you know what I end up with? Wet Dreams. I heard it as soon as I said it; just leave it alone.
Years from now some of these kids will still be talking about the way I Sondheim-ized them.
Cam
Sweetie we did it! Our baby is average!
Claire
We're running twenty minutes long so we're cutting the Bollywood number.
Cam
Haley: What are my friends at school going to think?
Claire: They'll think you're helping your father put food on the table.
Gloria: Where I come from, brothers respect each other.
Jay: That's why Colombia is such a peaceful country.
Get your prostate checked by a doctor, not some guy you met on the internet.
Donny
I think the carpet matches the drapes, I haven't checked in a while.
Phil
Kevin is biting his nails again and Rueben hasn't had a bowel movement in a week. Don't laugh. That's how Elvis died.
Manny
Tell Bob Fussy he's overdoing it and you want to go back to the old stuff.
Mitchell
Haley: It doesn't matter! I'll go home with anyone!
Alex: That's what it should say on the van.
I'm gonna walk like a man... right to that bar. That would be hilarious if you were familiar with Frankie Valli.
Jay
