Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCModern Family Season 3 Quotes
It's a somber occasion and all of my tops are too joyful.
Cam
If you want him to stop lifting stuff, put it in grocery bags and put a football game on TV.
Gloria [about Jay]
Okay, I'm wonder woman.
Phil
Cameron: How would she know I'm gay?
Mitchell: Maybe by the way you ordered a drink a doodle do.
You're going to find somebody because you're an amazing girl Katie, you're the whole package, I just prefer someone who has one.
Cameron
Phil: You know who can't climb trees?
Luke: Raccoons?
Phil: Worries. Raccoons can and will so don't leave food up here.
Dear College, Cheese makes me gassy, see you in September.
Haley
Forbidden dance floor, only makes me want it more.
Manny
Last week Shorty took me to the Cirque-de-Soleil. It's like a circus, but classy.
Jennifer Tilly
If she were I would never have been that smooth. It's ironic, like "The Gift of the Vagi."
Cameron
Did I just say wife gets in the way? Cause sometimes I do that.
Phil
Gloria: I cannot believe he spent 50 dollars on this.
Jay: I know! He could've gotten a two-year subscription to Playboy for that.
