Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCModern Family Season 3 Quotes
We were great together, we spoke each other's language, we finished each other's balloon animals.
Cam
The librarian told me that one day I'll be a great catch.
Manny
I'm like a boxer before a fight, that's why I didn't have sex with Claire last night.
Phil
It's hard to have a relationship and a clown career. That's the reason there are so many single clowns.
Cam
Social networking or social not-working?
Luke
Claire: Hey how come you guys haven't accepted my friend requests?
Haley: I didn't know you were on Facebook.
Alex: Yeah you said it was only for teenagers or people who wanted to have affairs.
Gloria [punches guy]: Nobody calls him grandpa!
Luke: I do.
First of all, that lady is my son.
Jay [about Mitchell]
It smells like puke married poop and they had the ceremony in my nose.
Luke
I always thought of women as the more evolved sex, but after today...I've seen things Jay.
Manny
Doesn't he know that tiptoeing around someone like they're crazy, actually makes them crazy?
Claire
A month after the most devastating twister to ever hit Cam's hometown, I throw a party based on gay cinema's most famous tornado.
Mitchell
