Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCModern Family Season 3 Quotes
It happened. Satan's trifecta. The day I most dreaded had fallen on the day I most loved.
Phil
Okay birthday boy, what's it gonna be, rom-com or horror? Or we could do both and watch Maid in Manhattan.
Mitchell
I can be spontaneous every 4 years.
Claire
I live with 4 teenagers, you live with 2 adults.
Claire [to Gloria]
She promised she wouldn't tell Dad until after I left for college, which means that he may never have found out.
Haley [to Alex]
There are blind models? That's so sad, they can't see how pretty they are!
Gloria
Do you think it would be offensive to ask my daughter to walk on my back?
Cam
Luke: My mom hates messes.
Manny: I'm familiar with Claire.
She's like a dream, wrapped in a wish, poured into jeggings.
Manny
Remember that time I told you I couldn't make your figure skating competition because I was stuck at work? By stuck I meant drunk and by work I meant the golf course!
Jay
It happens. Dolls grow up.
Haley
The only stage you're going to be jumping to will have a pole on it!
Alex [to Haley]
