Modern Family
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You've been deported twice; you're not allowed to be that defensive.
Jay [to Gloria]
I'm tired of people not noticing the new physique. If this doesn't work I'm breaking out the diaper and top hat and going as baby New Year.
Cameron
Hey Cam, I heard a rumor that you keep flashing our guests.
Mitchell
Nobody's gonna see my bod in this bulky bull costume
Cam
Hey, the world needs more dreamers Luke. Never stop licking things.
Phil
You should just dip yourself in boy repellant!
Haley
Some people describe this escape as visual poetry!
Phil
Claire: Why are we hugging?
Cam: Because I know if he called you for help, heard as many insults as I know he had to hear, then he had a worse day than me.
Dad your hot wife, who was learning to walk when you were 30 years old, is pregnant with the baby you conceived doing something most men would kill to do.
Claire
I wouldn't be surprised if I got slow clapped out of my first class.
Cam
Occupado big guy, find another foxhole.
Manny
Spontaneous human combustion is very rare!
Phil
