Mr. Mercedes
Wednesdays 8:00 PM on AudienceMr. Mercedes Quotes
You know what you are, Brady? You're not working out. That's what you are.
Robi
I've been a cop for 35 years, and I know all about protocol, and there is a time to dump it in the shitter. This is one of those times.
Hodges
Shit, Bill, I'm sorry. I know how hard you tried to tell us before, and I'm sorry. Truly.
Pete
Bill: How do you expect me to be?
Ida: Accelerating your plan to drink yourself to death.
Bill: Maybe after I kill him.
You'll always be you, Brady. And what could be fuckin' lamer than that?
Robi
Deborah: Have you changed?
Hodges: From the soles of my shoes to the crown of my head.
The world is made of winners and you.
Josh
Clean out your locker, Degeneres, we're parting ways.
Josh
Excuse me, Jerome? I was wondering if it would still be a pleasure for you to meet me but this time with your left hand?
Holly
Hodges: Is this thing illegal?
Jerome: Is anything we're doing here legal?
Brady: Good old Chaz. Did he fuck you?
Deborah: You weren't born mean.
Ida: You needed to be heard last night, but you got petulance instead. I was so concerned with my bruised dignity, I acted undignified myself.
Bill: You're the most dignified human being I've ever met.
Ida: Yet it's still not enough.
