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Mr. Mercedes
Wednesdays 8:00 PM on AudienceMr. Mercedes Quotes
Jerome: Hey, you ever think about getting a guard dog? Not that your turtle ain't scary.
Bill: It's a tortoise. And you got into Harvard.
Did you know I was wearing a condom that night? I was afraid I might spontaneously ejaculate and then afterwards have to worry about DNA.
So you wanna have sex to protect your resale value. You're a fuckin' lunatic.
Bill
This is your job right here, Brady, and whether you choose to see me as such or not, I'm sort of your mentor in life.
Boss dude
Bill: Holy fuck.
Pete: It's worse than it looks.
God. Showing up at a job fair in a Mercedez Benz. It's a sign of the times I guess, right?
Auggie