Nate: Honestly, after hearing all that, I don't think any of you are ready to go back to work.
Kensi: Nate, will you get serious? What are you going to do, shut down the whole team? That's exactly what the mole would have wanted. Unless that was the intention all along.
Nate: So what are you saying?
Kensi: I don't know, Nate. How long have you been working for the CIA? [before breaking into laughter]

Callen: I put in a request that criminals abandon vehicles in areas that don't require tetanus shots.
Sam: Yeah. Good luck with that.

Sam: How'd it go with Nate this morning?
Kensi: He thinks we're all permanently scarred and dangers to society, but I reminded him that I could kick his ass, and voila.
Sam: It's about damn time.

Callen: I know what this is about. Joelle.
Hetty: I don't want to talk about that bitch. Do you?
Callen: No.

Don't let a temporary solution become a permanent mistake.

Hetty [to Callen]

You don't believe in second chances? Then what are you doing in America? This is your second chance, with me.

Callen [to Garrison]

Kensi, a runner! Actually, she's more like a slow walker. Maybe a scurry.

Deeks

O'Boyle: It's not a scam. They bequeath that money to us.
Ginger: These people have no families. Their inheritance just goes to the government.
O'Boyle: I say better us than them.

Ginger: The dark Web. It's part of the Internet.
O'Boyle: It's in the sky.
Ginger: No, it's in the Cloud.
O'Boyle: Clouds are in the skies.
Ginger: We talked about this.

You can't be a father from a distance. Either you're there or you're not.

Callen [to Garrison]

Eric: You go through the same stuff I do every day, and you're just so ...
Nell: I'm not, Eric. I'm really not.

NCIS: Los Angeles Season 8 Episode 16 Quotes

Callen: I put in a request that criminals abandon vehicles in areas that don't require tetanus shots.
Sam: Yeah. Good luck with that.

Nate: Honestly, after hearing all that, I don't think any of you are ready to go back to work.
Kensi: Nate, will you get serious? What are you going to do, shut down the whole team? That's exactly what the mole would have wanted. Unless that was the intention all along.
Nate: So what are you saying?
Kensi: I don't know, Nate. How long have you been working for the CIA? [before breaking into laughter]