Deeks: And we're sure this girl's mother can be trusted?
Kensi: It's carpool, Deeks. It doesn't require a security clearance.

Kensi: I'm talking about actual alone time, just you and me. Like romance. Do you even remember what that feels like?
Deeks: We don't need romance. We're married.

People have entirely too much time on their hands.

Kilbride [to Fatima]

And you said I don't take you anywhere.

Deeks [to Kensi]

You wouldn't have any kale that doesn't taste like kale, would you?

Deeks [to Graham]

I think the prices in this neighborhood might have just dropped.

Sam [to Rountree]

Kilbride: Someone has to do this god-forsaken job.
Sam: You make it sound so appealing, Admiral.

NCIS: Los Angeles Season 14 Episode 18 Quotes

Kensi: I'm talking about actual alone time, just you and me. Like romance. Do you even remember what that feels like?
Deeks: We don't need romance. We're married.

Deeks: And we're sure this girl's mother can be trusted?
Kensi: It's carpool, Deeks. It doesn't require a security clearance.