Settle down, Diplo.

Kensi [to Deeks]

Callen: Deeks, can you create a distraction?
Deeks: As long as I can make it fashion.

Deeks: Bang for Your Buck. Tell me that's a dollar store.
Callen: It's a motel.

Now you poked the mathlete.

Kensi [to Dev]

Clerk: What happens now?
Kensi: We find them and arrest them.
Sam: If that's cool with you.

Kensi: What to go see if they saw anything?
Sam: As long as you don't have a thing.

Corey the Coroner: It's what teammates do.
Sam: Still not a team.

I keep [Lily] around for her good taste.

Katherine [to Sam]

Deeks: Marty, I'm daring greatly.
Roberta: I'm following minimally.

Hate to see me go, love to see me walk away.

Roberta

I've got your number, phone.

Eric

Callen: I don't know what that is.
Veronica: Well, that's the point.

NCIS: Los Angeles Season 11 Quotes

Wallace: Kensi, are you not hearing this? Doesn't that bother you?
Kensi: I've just learned to ignore it.

I want that son of a bitch.

Harm