Are you familiar with the expression 'Get a life.'

Callen [to Sam]

Deeks: Sometimes you got to ask your WWCD: What would Columbo do?

You guys got some wicked moves out there. Was that the Lambada?

to Perez and Kensi}

Callen: You put a message out there and everyone can hear it.
Hetty: But not understand it.

Deeks: You need a better lawyer.
Victor: I'm my own lawyer.
Deeks: Like I said, you need a better lawyer.

Kensi: He's insane [referring to Deeks].
Callen: In more ways than one.

After the day you two had, I wanted to offer you something from my private reserve.

Hetty [to Sam and Callen]

Sam: Something did happen. You found out when the stakes were at the highest, you were at your very best.
Cheryl: I like that.

Maybe the flight attendant caught him with one of those Samsung phones. OK, bad joke.

Eric [to Nell]

Big Ron: G? What kind of name is that?
Callen: It's a short one.

Keep it moving, G. The lavatories are a long way back.

Sam [to Callen]

If you just give me four minutes, OK, 2 1/2. Kens?

Deeks [to Kensi]

NCIS: Los Angeles Season 8 Quotes

In fact, if it were up to me, your trial would look like something straight out of Salem, the only difference being those poor women were innocent.

Duggan [to Hetty]

Callen: Hetty's always got a plan.
Granger: Well, she'd better have a good one this time.