Every sentence [on a podcast] begins with,'You know, I read somewhere.'

Callen [to Sam]

Hetty: You should be proud of your team.
Callen: Yeah, I am.

A lot of truth out there in the woods today.

Eric [to Nell]

Don't show up at my house again. It looks desperate.

Joelle [to Callen]

The next time you want to break the ice with somebody, drop in a celebrity impression from an '80s movie.

Deeks [to Kensi]

You know how many horror movies they shoot out here? A bunch.

Deeks [to Kensi]

Deeks: I can't find it.
Kensi: What?
Deeks: My tiny violin.
Kensi: You're such a jerk.

You've got to learn how to cope with the demands of the job, even if it means literally burning up your past.

Sam [to Anna]

You guys are looking pretty cute right now. I'm not gonna lie.

Deeks [to Nell]

Eric Beale in pants. This will be great!

Nell [to Flynn]

Deeks: Get the top checked out. You're looking a little red there.
Donaldson: I prefer 'sun-kissed.'

Look, I'm not a threat. I'm not going to hurt you. And I'm not going to pressure you. But, when you're ready to trust me, I'll be here. Call me.

Anna [to Callen]

NCIS: Los Angeles Season 8 Quotes

In fact, if it were up to me, your trial would look like something straight out of Salem, the only difference being those poor women were innocent.

Duggan [to Hetty]

Callen: Hetty's always got a plan.
Granger: Well, she'd better have a good one this time.