He makes a Boy Scout look corrupt!

Patton [regarding Russo]

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• Added: May 18, 2016

Whoah! Merri! I'm on your side, remember?

Russo

• Permalink: Whoah! Merri! I'm on your side, remember?
• Added: May 18, 2016

Something inside me has been saying, "Watch out."

Brody [regarding Russo]

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• Added: May 18, 2016

You hired a new bar manager just in time to become Mr. Fix-it at home!

LaSalle

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• Added: May 18, 2016

Did I mention? He plays a mean banjo!

Pride [on the former Marine he hired]

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• Added: May 11, 2016

After all of that, you hired the guy who tried to blow your head off?!

Patton

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• Added: May 11, 2016

It looks like they were trying to make baby agents!

LaSalle [on two foreign operatives posing as husband and wife]

• Permalink: It looks like they were trying to make baby agents!
• Added: May 11, 2016

Brody: Since when do we threaten family members?
Agent Russo: Since they started decapitating people.

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• Added: May 11, 2016

If I had a choice, the swimming pool's as deep as I'll go!

Percy [on diving]

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• Added: May 11, 2016

Percy: Who knew Alabama here SCUBA dived?
LaSalle: Roll Tide!

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• Added: May 11, 2016

Blake: She tried to take you away from me!
Elaine: So you tried to blow her up?!

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• Added: May 04, 2016

Brody: I thought I was buying *you* dinner?
Special Agent John Russo: Saved you the receipt!

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• Added: May 04, 2016