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Calloway: You think I asked to meet at the the local zoo, I must be a spy!
Pride: We think you're a spy because you have the Agency written all over you!
LaSalle: 'Work husband'? Now what in the Sam Hill does that mean?
Brody: It's a thing, everyone knows it! And you're Sonja's.
Getting the mayor... alone... that didn't strike you as *strange*?
Sonja Percy
[having just arrested a suspect in front of a crowd of drunken Mardi Gras revelers] We'll be here every Tuesday night! Happy Mardi Gras!
LaSalle
Douglas Hamilton: People like to talk to me. They tell me a lot of things. How do you think I became mayor?
Pride: The other candidate was flooding your district with *drugs*!
Brad Curry: What makes you think this isn't about your guy?
LaSalle: Well, we can debate character later.
[on being kidnapped] I'd just like to go on record and say this is NOT my kind of party.
Douglas Hamilton
I'm gonna make an executive decision here and end this conversation!
Pride
Randy Wilson: Your name popped up. I hear they put a--
Pride: --bounty on my head?
Randy Wilson: Seventy-five thousand!
Pride: Hm. Used to be fifty. Gettin' popular.
Brody: This has 'epic fail' written all over it. Loretta, please back me up!
Loretta: All I know is I tried setting Dwayne up one, and he ducked me like Muhammad Ali!
Sebastian: Do you know the one thing that a woman looks for in a man?
Brody: Well, since I *am* a woman, I can tell you it's--
Sebastian: --high earning potential. It's a biological fact!
Listen, I've got an older brother myself, and he's had his fair share of problems. Always fell on me to look after him. So I can relate. You can't blame yourself.
LaSalle
