Would you stop it with the odds, kid? Listen, man, after I had my accident, the odds of me moving anything below my neck was a million to one. Had I given up, I'da gotten a bed instead of a sled.

Patton

Brody: It's still blurry.
LaSalle: If only we knew someone with access to top secret photo software...!
Brody: Fine, fine, fine, fine. I will call her.

Pinzon: How'd you end up in that chair, anyway?
Patton: Bear attack. Accident in a demolition derby.

Brody: Still haven't said why you're in tow. Hovercraft conference, invisibility cloak expo?
Olivia: So close, but you know I don't work for Hogwarts anymore.

You're not respectful, I look the other way, her knee ends up in your lap.

Pride

Wordy and Nerdy awaits us.

Percy

She made a choice, and choices have consequences.

Percy

I'm not some piece of meat!

LaSalle

I'm the father, you're the daughter. It's my job to worry about you.

Pride

Ross P.: I'm really tryin' to walk on the straight side of the street here. I mean, a leopard can change his stripes, huh?
LaSalle: Only problem with that is leopards have spots.
Ross P.: Change those, too!

Come on, Ross P.! Nothing good was ever transported from one trash can to another!

LaSalle

Brody: What the hell was that?
Pride: That was what my mother would call a tornado riding on the back of a hurricane.

NCIS: New Orleans Quotes

Disabled people are everywhere but people look right through us. We hide in plain sight.

Patton

Percy: At least LaSalle is trying to do the right thing.
Pride: I wish it didn't affect his work so much. We're undermanned as it is.