My life is in your hands and your lives are in mine.

Savina [to Parker and Logan]

I was wrong. They smell fear.

Beekeeper

Jimmy: I'm actually in it for the honey. I love that stuff. I put it on everything.
Jessica: Yeah, it's a problem.

So how does a guy die twice?

Parker

Tread lightly, my friend. My couch is always available.

Parker [to McGee]

Nick: Just promise me you're not going to wear a cowboy hat.
Jessica: I promise nothing.

Nick: What do you say we hightail it into town and rustle up some grub?
Jessica: Ooh. Look at you with the cowboy expressions.

Ziva: You have to tell him [McGee] the truth.
Tony: Not until I'm absolutely sure lying won't work.

Tony: (about Gibbs) So he's down in Columbia, in Bogota, he saves President Clinton's life, but no one can talk about it because it's super-secret.
McGee: Clinton did not serve until '93.
Ziva: Stop obsessing!
Tony: I'm not obsessing. I'm a little preoccupied. I'm a tad fascinated by the whole subject, but I am not obsessing ... What was he doing in Columbia 17 years ago?

Are you guys all listening to the same song? Lemme guess. Ricky Martin fans... "Livin la Vida Loca."

Tony (to Carmado and gang, who have i-pods in)

Gibbs (looking at photo): Gang tattoo.
Ziva: Or pecados capitales.
Tony: Capital fish.
Ziva: Deadly sins, you idiot, pecado is fish.
Tony: Don't scoff at me, lots of gangs are named after fish. There's the sharks... there's barracudas... Rumblefish.

Ziva: You can't make an omelet without breaking some legs.
Tony: You're never making me breakfast!
Ziva: That is the truth!
Tony: It's supposed to be "eggs".
Ziva: Cook them yourself!

NCIS Quotes

Bishop: Seriously? How'd you get that?
Tony: Well, it's like Gorillas in the Midst. You'll get to understand his grunts.

Torres: When I break out the glass, maybe I can rip out the bars.
Bishop: With what? Your superhuman strength?