NCIS

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Torres: Uh, Gibbs, my head is killing me.
Gibbs: How much did you have to drink last night?

Permalink: How much did you have to drink last night?

Rating: Unrated

McGee: How many times did you try calling him?
Bishop: Thirteen, I just, I really hate paperwork.
McGee: No judgments.

Permalink: No judgments.

Rating: Unrated

Bishop: Hey, have you seen Torres?
McGee: Um, I'm doing fine. Thank you for asking.
Bishop: Oh, okay, McGee, I just saw you like eight hours ago. Do we really need to debrief every morning?
McGee: Well, I guess not.

Permalink: Well, I guess not.

Rating: Unrated

Torres: How the hell did I get here?
Gibbs: You asking me?
Torres: I'm sure I don't even know where here is?
Gibbs: Apex Marina.
Torres: And what happened to me?
Gibbs: Are these rhetorical questions?

Permalink: Are these rhetorical questions?

Rating: Unrated

First I’ve got Torres going swan, now I’ve got you going Mallard.
Kasie

Permalink: First I’ve got Torres going swan, now I’ve got you going Mallard.

Rating: Unrated

You made your choice. You don’t get to show up at my door now and pretend that you care.
Faith

Permalink: You made your choice. You don’t get to show up at my door now and pretend that you care.

Rating: Unrated

The funny thing about hope. When she gets into your blood, she never leaves you.
Land Lady

Permalink: The funny thing about hope. When she gets into your blood, she never leaves you.

Rating: Unrated

I tried every which way to let you go, and I can’t.
Sloane

Permalink: I tried every which way to let you go, and I can’t.

Rating: Unrated

Wait, is that Gibbs? And a hot Gibbs?
Kasie

Permalink: Wait, is that Gibbs? And a hot Gibbs?

Rating: Unrated

Palmer: It’s like watching John McEnroe and Jimmy Connors at Wimbledon.
Torres: That is the whitest thing I’ve ever heard.

Permalink: That is the whitest thing I’ve ever heard.

Rating: Unrated