NCIS
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You knew the man like no one else, Jimmy.
Jessica [to Palmer]
Jessica: Ducky's handwriting. Not that great.
Palmer: Well, he's a doctor.
Dr. Mallard provided a little glue to keep us all together.
Vance [to Parker]
Palmer: You are one in a million, doctor.
Ducky: True.
Change is the essence of life.
Ducky [to Palmer]
Yeah, you're the guy that never sits, keeps your chair clean; I appreciate it.
Louis
You're lucky the CIA doesn't know your poker face the way I do.
Vance
I'm thinking of turning this into a regular podcast, the Kasie and Webb Show.
Kasie
Jessica: My sister and I did a DNA test over Christmas. No surprises there. Just plain old Chinese and Dutch. So boring.
Nick: You're not boring. And neither are you. Check those results, man.
McGee: All right. I'll check.
Nick: Wait. DNA can tell you that?
Jessica: Has Kasie taught you nothing?
Jimmy: I'm sure he's fine, Jess.
Jessica: Of course he's fine.
Jimmy: I just mean I'm sure there's an explanation for all this.
Jessica: Of course there's an explanation.
Jimmy: Exactly. Any idea what it is?
Kasie: I always thought finding a long-lost relative would be fun.
McGee: Even if that meant your father had a secret love child?
Kasie: Oh, that. Yeah, complicated.
