NCIS
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First the plague, now radiation poisoning. I'm starting to think someone really has it in for me.
Tony
Well, this is my second bomb encounter of the week. That's got to be some kind of agency record.
Bishop [to Torres]
Kasie: I can only think of one reason why a pilot would eject below radar.
Torres: To fake her own death.
Delilah: Rule number 9. I listen. You and I on the other hand...we need to work on our communication.
McGee [kisses her]: Hello.
Delilah: Hi.
With two bodies in Autopsy, the chocolate-covered strawberries are going to have to wait.
Palmer
Fred: Uh, Special Agent Gibbs?
Gibbs: What, Fred?
Fred: I have a problem. Uh, Anthony DiNozzo, Sr. is not only staying in a $1,500-a-night suite, he's also running up a huge tab. Spa treatment, manicure, room service, French champagne, and I just got a call, he's ordered a limousine for tonight.
Gibbs: Guess you haven't got the bill for the flowers yet?
Parsons: After spending a few hours in a car with him I can say that Agent DiNozzo is a capable investigator..
Ziva: More than capable. Unfortunately he can also be quite a child.
Tony: This was a mistake.
McGee: You and Zoe broke up?
Tony: You heard.
McGee: Why didn't you tell me?
Tony: Well the break-up bug's going around. Didn't want you to catch it.
Always wear gloves at a crime scene. (Season 1, Episode 1, Mike Franks)
Rule #2
Ziva: I'm feeling perfectly warm.
Tony: That's because you're like a little kimodo dragon. An ice queen.
Ziva: Or because I remembered to wear my thermal underwear.
Tony: I'll give you $50 for it right now.
Tony: If Vance is waiting for Robin Williams in drag to come floating on some magic umbrella, singing "Do Re Mi", he's going to be waiting a long time.
McGee: Wow Tony, three movie nannies in one reference. That's impressive.
Postal Worker: Oh, we’re closed!
Torres: Oh, we’re federal agents!
