Bishop: Broken refrigerators are the *worst*!
Quinn: Almost as bad as *talking* about broken refrigerators.

• Permalink: Almost as bad as *talking* about broken refrigerators.
• Added: December 07, 2016

Next time you leave the country on assignment, Bishop? Tell your brothers!

Gibbs

• Permalink: Next time you leave the country on assignment, Bishop? Tell your brothers!
• Added: November 23, 2016

Fear often makes people do things they shouldn't. But that's human.

Qasim

• Permalink: Fear often makes people do things they shouldn't. But that's human.
• Added: November 23, 2016

Trust only works when it goes both ways.

Qasim

• Permalink: Trust only works when it goes both ways.
• Added: November 23, 2016

What, you guys want my lunch money, or...?

Torres [surrounded by Bishop's brothers]

• Permalink: What, you guys want my lunch money, or...?
• Added: November 23, 2016

Bishop's Brother [regarding Ellie's boyfriend]: We just want to make sure he's not a deranged serial killer!
Bishop's Other Brother: Or a vegan!

• Permalink: Or a vegan!
• Added: November 23, 2016

Did you just read an ellipsis out loud?

Quinn

• Permalink: Did you just read an ellipsis out loud?
• Added: November 16, 2016

McGee: What are you doing?
Anthony DiNozzo Senior: Changing the subject!

• Permalink: Changing the subject!
• Added: November 16, 2016

Anthony DiNozzo Senior: I was hoping you would have some words of wisdom?
Gibbs: ...Nope!

• Permalink: I was hoping you would have some words of wisdom
• Added: November 16, 2016

He was a Marine. [Gibbs stares at him meaningfully.] ...And always will be.

Torres

• Permalink: He was a Marine. ...And always will be.
• Added: November 16, 2016

I love animals, but I think I'd love my husband more.

Abby

• Permalink: I love animals, but I think I'd love my husband more.
• Added: October 26, 2016

Abby: Gibbs, I can't have a conversation by myself!
Gibbs: It's never stopped you before.

• Permalink: It's never stopped you before.
• Added: October 26, 2016