NCIS
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Quinn [about a formerly broken plate]: How’d you get rid of the crack?
Abby [innocently]: Crack? What crack?
Why would you name a bull “Robert”?
McGee [asking the important question]
I’ve got three grandchildren! Two, I even like.
Fred
Nothing unusual in the basement. Just a boat.
Quinn
Agent from England, the one who looks like a sculpture?
Qasim [describing Reeves]
Bishop, I’ve been listening to you for the last ten minutes, and I *still* don’t know what you’re saying.
Gibbs
Bishop: I just don’t know how to say goodbye to him.
Reeves: Maybe you could close your eyes, and remember everything good.
‘You think you’re alone in the dark. Close your eyes. Remember everything good.’ My mom said that to me just before she died. Smart lady.
Gibbs
Suffice to say, knowing that my mother spent the last years of her life head over heels in love is the best Christmas present I could possibly have!
Ducky
Takumi Rin [on his affair with Ducky's mother]: We became an item in the '90s. But Bubbles made me swear to never, ever say anything to Donnie!
Ducky [baffled]: "Bubbles"?
America?! Where they mix bacon... with syrup?!
Victoria Mallard
Balthazar Kilmeany: Your mother's got quite a set of lungs on her.
Young Ducky: I *will* throw up on you.
