McGee: These two?
Bishop: Dead.
Torres: They sure the hell are.

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• Added: May 25, 2021

Pretend I'm not as smart as you.

Jessica [to Palmer]

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• Added: May 18, 2021

Jessica: I killed a stapler.
Torres: Oh, I've been there.

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• Added: May 18, 2021

Palmer: That doesn't sound healthy at all.
Jessica: It isn't but it's necessary.

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• Added: May 18, 2021

Marcie: Would you maybe like a napkin?
Gibbs: Nah, I'm good.

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• Added: May 18, 2021

God, [Jessica's] a bad influence.

Torres

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• Added: May 18, 2021

Bishop: Was it worth it?
GIbbs: Some things, Bishop, have a cost. They still have to be done.

• Permalink: Some things, Bishop, have a cost. They still have to be done.
• Added: May 18, 2021

Jessica: Oh, that's Gibbs' desk?
Bishop: Yup.
Jessica: Oh. I'm so sorry.

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• Added: May 18, 2021

Bishop: Was he on top of the bomb?
Kasie: If that were the case, his body would be in tiny pieces.
Palmer: Rather than tiny pieces being in his body.

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• Added: May 18, 2021

Marcie: You have a boat in your basement?
Gibbs: Where else am I going to put it?

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• Added: May 18, 2021

Gibbs: Nobody is going to leave you.
Phineas: How can you say that? You left me.

• Permalink: How can you say that? You left me.
• Added: May 11, 2021

I never even heard the word "penpal" until you came along.

Phineas [to Gibbs]

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• Added: May 11, 2021