NCIS
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Palmer: I'm going to tell you the long version.
Gibbs: No!
Palmer: I'm going to tell you the short version.
McGee: Anything?
Gibbs: A lot of raccoons.
Veterinarian: I pray to God someone pays for it.
Torres: Oh, I think someone will.
The only trip you'll regret is the one you don't take.
Gibbs [to Kasie]
Now I know how you talked that guy off the ledge.
Kasie [to Palmer]
Yeah, you did say that out loud.
Torres [to Bishop]
Gibbs: Are you happy?
Fornell: Yeah.
Gibbs: Then what the hell. Go for it.
You know, food trucks make lousy getaway cars.
Sammy [to Torres]
I hate you both. But not as much as I hate Carl over there.
Torres [to McGee and Bishop]
McGee: He seems to be taking Jack's loss pretty well.
Gibbs: I didn't know she was lost, just in Afghanistan.
Jack: You don't know me anymore.
Gibbs: I don't know about that.
If Sloane comes back to a dead Carl, I'm next.
Torres
