To what do I owe the honor? Jail time? Strip club?

Dani

Nico: What's he on Juliette?
Juliette: He's fine. I had more to drink last night than he did.
Nico: And you're proud of that?

Marshall told you to dig. I bet he gave you a shovel too.

Gabrielle

The scariest skeleton in my closet is you.

Gabrielle

Mall parking lot. Odd spot for therapy.

Dani

I ain't dead yet, bitches.

T.K.

I hate that stupid, chirpy, happy sound.

Dani

Lindsay: He eats frozen blood worms.
Dani: Ray Jay?
Lindsay: No. Mr. Fishy.

All new season. All new set of crazy.

Matt

Oh I miss you guys, like I miss my annual prostate exam.

Coach

I almost killed a tutor, an IRS agent and my son all in the same day.

Dani

We can hand out copies of the court docs with the pennants and hats.

Nico

Necessary Roughness Quotes

When you are making a living as a hooker, then you can dig this out of storage.

Dani

No matter who you are, no matter how much protective gear you wear, at some point you're gonna get the living crap kicked out of you.

Dani