You know what else might upset the kids? The murder of their only living grandmother.

Dani

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Janet: Do you remember what happened when your Mom said you couldn't go out with Ray?
Dani: I got married and pregnant. Oh.

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Dani: You met him at a wine tasting class?
Jeanette: There's something to be said for adult education.

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Mom, knows the burglar's name?

RayJay

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Chicks on soap operas get amnesia.

Tallis

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You know what's unattractive? A parasite with fresh blood on his face.

TK

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Lesson learned. Consider me spanked.

TK

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I survived grandma for 18 years. You guys can handle her for one itty bitty night.

Dani

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Matt: Since you obviously didn't pay attention at the last sexual harassment seminar.
TK: I thought that was a how to.

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I like boys just fine. I prefer men.

Vivica

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Dani: She hasn't won awards for her derriere.
TK: No, but she should have.

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What happens on the road, stays on the road.

Matt

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