Jess: So Nick doesn't have a traditional career.
Nick: Or is it the MOST traditional career? Or am I thinking of prostitution?

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I was the ninth guy off the bench for the eighth-best team in Latvia.

Winston

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Have I ever made any decisions in my whole life? Are we just living in the mind of a giant?

Winston

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Sick people wanted me, dying people wanted to be me--I was the total candy striping package.

Schmidt

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Coach: Do people call you 'Marketing'?
Schmidt: No...not yet...

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She's looking for career advice, and your job could be done by a vending machine.

Schmidt

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When I think of teachers, I think of two things--Jessica Day, and pornography...where one of the characters is...a teacher.

Schmidt

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