New Girl
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Quit sorting through my trash, Coach! You're messing it all up!
Schmidt
What makes Abby's jewelry so interesting is that it is dangerous and can cut you
Schmidt
Jess, can I borrow your glasses? We're going to roleplay as you guys.
Schmidt
I've got an uncle whose God-given name is 'Shifty.'
Nick
She is sleeping. By herself. Which is called napping.
Nick
Crazy girls are kind of my 'Hurt Locker.'
Schmidt
Girl, I got an obligation...at a...sandwich...meeting.
Winston
Ooh, bonus shot of Dad getting a haircut while eating spaghetti!
Jess
Have you seen a girl who looks like me, but with chaos in her eyes?
Jess
Why lie? You know how many Millers have been or currently are in jail?
Nick
I just need to get to Rachel before he tells her horrible-slash-true things about me.
Schmidt
Schmidt: It's a bar mitzvah!
Nick: I am NOT watching a kid get circumcised.