Nick: Do you know any time-consuming, free activities in Griffith Park?
Schmidt: Gross! Suicide?

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New Girl Season 3 Episode 13: "Birthday"
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I'm gonna bake a cake so moist, girls are gonna be like, 'Ewww, why did you say moist? I hate that word?' and I'm gonna be like, 'Taste the cake!' And they're gonna be like, 'Damn, it's moist!'"


You set fire to soda water. Who does that? How do you even possibly do that? It's not a flammable thing! It's not even...are you a witch?