New Girl
Tuesdays 8:30 PM on FOXNew Girl Season 5 Quotes
I'm sorry for my friend objectifying you, but in her defense, you are fine as hell.
Jess
It's like my hearing is what a dog hears.
Jess
The very fact that socks exist is proof shoes don't work.
Cece
Welcome to your bachelorette party 2.0.
Jess
I said chill day in, but did I mean it?
Jess
Ever since I've known you, you've been there. OK. You're always there. Even when I don't want you there, you're there. That's what a husband does. You fight for me. Thats what a husband does. You care about what I eat. That's what a husband does. You've cooked for me even when I don't ask. That's what a husband does. When I pass out you comb my hair so there's no knots in it. That's what a husband does. So guess what? You're gonna be a great husband to Cece cause you're a great husband to me.
Nick
A lot of people don't know this, but Aly's full name is Alyson.
Winston
Beans are nothing but soggy nuts!
Schmidt
That's too much whisky for my frame.
Winston
Nick: What does a man do about that pain?
Schmidt: Takes a bubble bath.
You got hurt on a hog man!
Nick
Just because a scary man yelled his name in your face doesn't mean you can't like sake baths.
Cece
