Is this change of plans an overreaction to something?

Jess

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• Added: April 26, 2016

I don't understand. Is Toby your name?

Schmidt

• Permalink: I don't understand. Is Toby your name?
• Added: April 26, 2016

You show up sick, you might as well be dead.

Schmidt

• Permalink: You show up sick, you might as well be dead.
• Added: March 29, 2016

Jess: Nick, are you eating raisins from my purse? I confiscated those from a kid.
Nick: That explains why they're so sticky. Sticky Nicky eats anything and I don't get sick.

• Permalink: That explains why they're so sticky. Sticky Nicky eats anything and I don't get sick.
• Added: March 29, 2016

I'm not gonna get sick. No germ can live in a body that is 65% beer.

Nick

• Permalink: I'm not gonna get sick. No germ can live in a body that is 65% beer.
• Added: March 29, 2016

I'd give you a hug, but my shirt smells pretty weird today.

Nick

• Permalink: I'd give you a hug, but my shirt smells pretty weird today.
• Added: March 29, 2016

This looks like an ad for a bong making company.

Jess

• Permalink: This looks like an ad for a bong making company.
• Added: March 22, 2016

Please do not reach for it like you're Winston reaching for someones breast.

Schmidt

• Permalink: Please do not reach for it like you're Winston reaching for someones breast.
• Added: March 22, 2016

Jess: Sometimes I think I was bred in a lab to help people.
Winston: You know what else they bred in a lab? Pugs.

• Permalink: You know what else they bred in a lab? Pugs.
• Added: March 22, 2016

Welcome to hell, Miller!

Winston

• Permalink: Welcome to hell, Miller!
• Added: March 22, 2016

Jess: I just want to say I'm honored you're trusting me.
Schmidt: Oh, I'm not.

• Permalink: Oh, I'm not.
• Added: March 22, 2016

She lulled me to sleep and then she went rouge.

Schmidt

• Permalink: She lulled me to sleep and then she went rouge.
• Added: March 22, 2016