Well get ready for the skin circus you little peanut.

Nick

• Permalink: Well get ready for the skin circus you little peanut.
• Added: February 23, 2016

I will sleep with one of you tonight if you can decide who.

Reagan

• Permalink: I will sleep with one of you tonight if you can decide who.
• Added: February 23, 2016

Nick: Of course we make decisions. How do you think I'm wearing clothes right now?
Schmidt: I lay those out for you Nick.

• Permalink: I lay those out for you Nick.
• Added: February 23, 2016

Have either of you ever made a decision in your lives?

Reagan

• Permalink: Have either of you ever made a decision in your lives?
• Added: February 23, 2016

Good luck with these two because if they get really hungry then all bets are off.

Cece

• Permalink: Good luck with these two because if they get really hungry then all bets are off.
• Added: February 23, 2016

I love you like a mother or sister or girlfriend. It's not sexual.

Nick

• Permalink: I love you like a mother or sister or girlfriend. It's not sexual.
• Added: February 16, 2016

I can't concentrate, it's filthy in here!

Schmidt

• Permalink: I can't concentrate, it's filthy in here!
• Added: February 16, 2016

I've been chasing you for miles like a murderer.

Winston

• Permalink: I've been chasing you for miles like a murderer.
• Added: February 16, 2016

It's not sex until you put the straw in the coconut.

Nick

• Permalink: It's not sex until you put the straw in the coconut.
• Added: February 16, 2016

Nick, we're making sex.

Schmidt

• Permalink: Nick, we're making sex.
• Added: February 16, 2016

Oh yeah this woman just made my not sexual to do list.

Winston

• Permalink: Oh yeah this woman just made my not sexual to do list.
• Added: February 16, 2016

That was painful Nick! That's like watching Cece make a bed.

Schmidt

• Permalink: That was painful Nick! That's like watching Cece make a bed.
• Added: February 16, 2016