New Girl
Tuesdays 8:30 PM on FOXNew Girl Season 5 Quotes
I put on my special underwear because Jess is back because I made a promise I'd be wearing these when you came back.
Nick
As a cop do you think I would get anyone to do anything if I were being kind and supportive?
Winston
Today it's gas, tomorrow it's the local news.
Schmidt
I adore gas station television me, myself, personally. It is the intersection between information and gas.
Winston
Trust me, I'm wearing frozen underpants right now and I feel amazing.
Nick
I'm gonna grab some old underpants and put a pair into the freezer for each of you.
Nick
Science aside man you're working those jeans.
Winston
I look like a 70's divorce attorney.
Schmidt
I never loved you more Cece!
Schmidt
I knew that French was gonna haunt me.
Nick
I had dibs on her since the first grade dude.
Winston
Me owe you? You ditched me when we were supposed to run away from school together. I built that raft for nothing.
Winston