Okay, you’re young and you think you got it all figured out, but pretty soon you’re gonna wake up to a closet full of Anne Taylor Loft, an infestation of roaches that you call waterbugs, and therapist who won’t return your phone calls because her therapist identified you as clinically unhelpable!

Olivia

I think being here is important. I want the people who come to court to see someone from their community, someone who understands them, and doesn’t just assume they’re guilty. I mean, sometimes, they are very guilty. But they still deserve to be treated like human beings, and that’s what I do.

Gurgs

Night Court Season 1 Episode 6 Quotes

Abby: Gurgs’s nephew, Xavier, and some of his classmates are here to do research for a Social Studies project.
Dan: Don’t you think it’s a huge mistake? Bringing children into the court? And Earth, in general.

Neil, what’s troubling you? I mean, normally, I wouldn’t ask about someone else’s life, but your sadness amuses me.

Dan