Night Court
Tuesdays 8:00 PM on NBCNight Court Season 1 Episode 6: "Justice Buddies" Quotes
Neil, what’s troubling you? I mean, normally, I wouldn’t ask about someone else’s life, but your sadness amuses me.
Dan
Abby: Gurgs’s nephew, Xavier, and some of his classmates are here to do research for a Social Studies project.
Dan: Don’t you think it’s a huge mistake? Bringing children into the court? And Earth, in general.
I’m not a hero. I’m just a man who constantly does heroic things.
Dan
I hate kids. Just look at ‘em. Glowing with their big dreams and unearned confidence and overabundance of collagen. It’s just rude.
Olivia
Olivia: You asked a child for dating advice?
Neil: I don’t know what to tell you, Olivia. This is where we’re at.
No one is saying that Christopher Columbus is good. He and I have very different opinions on how you should make friends when you are new in town.
Abby
Look, you seem like a nice magician, but you’re a cog in a broken system.
Xavier
I was just making a passionate defense for my client. The fact that it turned a roomful of children against you is … the fun bonus.
Dan
Here’s a good rule of thumb. If you’re too scared to do something, I’m definitely too scared to do it.
Neil
Abby: How can you just treat this like a joke?
Dan: The things that I’ve seen in this court? This doesn’t even break the top twenty. There are no bombs. There are no hostages. No disgruntled warlocks. This is a snooze.
I like working here. I like working with you. But there are cases that come through here that just get under my skin. Most nights, I can push past it. Tonight was different.
Gurgs
Abby: Y’know, I just realized something. I’m the bad guy in this situation.
Dan: Must be hard for you. I mean, I’ve been the good guy for like forty-five minutes and it’s pretty intoxicating. Don’t know if I’ll ever be able to go back.
Abby: You’re using children to scam booze. I’m pretty sure you’ll be able to go back.
