Favorite Nurse Jackie Quotes
Zoey: So I can totally text you highlights from the trenches every day. Sometimes even pictures.
Gloria: Does my phone get pictures?
Cruz: Nothing crazy today, I got Quantum Bay board members in town for a meeting.
Sam: You're gonna bring them here?
Cruz: Why don't you pretend like I am and I'll pretend like I know your name.
Coop: Keep calm and carry on.
Jackie: Wow! Yes, exactly.
Coop: Saw it on a poster.
It's not like it used to be. Everything I loved about being a nurse is gone.
Gloria
Gloria: I'm not a prude! I was at Woodstock for Christ's sake.
Jackie: No you weren't.
Come have some waffles with my sad friends.
Fitch: I know this guy. He told me I was super handsome, like Clark Gable.
God: I retract!
Mo-mo: What's up with O'Hara?
Jackie: Who knows.
Mo-mo: Usually she says hello.
Jackie: No, she only says hello when she's bored. Or when she's wearing something new and she wants someone to notice.
Mo-mo: God, you're right. Those Chanel pumps are hot though.
Jackie: I know she has taste. Doesn't mean she has manners.
O'Hara: I think of you like a sister.
Jackie: Think again.
Zoey: I can't believe she took the money!
Jackie: Yeah, but bullshit like that comes in all the time, clogs up the waiting room, slows everybody down. Wasn't even my 20, I got it off a dead guy in the morgue. (Zoey looks at her) Just kidding, Zoey, just kidding.
Fun? This is not fun. This is f--king hard.
Melissa [about Jackie]: I don't remember her.
Coop: She's only a nurse.
