Favorite Nurse Jackie Quotes
Melissa [about Jackie]: I don't remember her.
Coop: She's only a nurse.
Taser? Been there, sister. 15 minutes and you're good as new.
Thor
Jump on the social networking trend. You won't regret it.
Fitch
Jackie: Are you wearing perfume?
Zoey: No. Why? Is it bad? Does it make me smell like an old lady?
Zoey: I haven't been able to go all day.
Jackie: Zoey, you can't talk to me when you're peeing.
Thor: These gloves are so tight, I feel like OJ.
Zoey: That's the third time you said that today.
Thor: Like your material is so fresh.
Jackie: Get out. We don't [take drugs] here.
Temp: It takes one to know one.
Zoey: Hi.
Jackie: Please don't say hi every time you see me, okay? Once a week is plenty. In fact, if you go five days without saying hi, I will buy you a metro card.
Eddie: You have a lot of pent-up anger.
Jackie: You have no idea.
I never would have pegged you for someone to give me shit for getting the job done.
Zoey
I make suggestions. You listen and agree. How high up do I need to go for you to understand that?
Coop
Jackie: Page urology.
Fitch: That's my call. I get to say that: page urology.
