Favorite Nurse Jackie Quotes
Jackie: Page urology.
Fitch: That's my call. I get to say that: page urology.
If you wanna avoid people from your past, I recommend moving to another country. Worked for me.
O'Hara
We're four nurses short. Well, you are. I'm fine.
Mrs. Akalitus (to Jackie)
Fitch: No worries, man, I sent out a Tweet saying you were totally alive!
Eddie: Please, don't do that.
Fitch: I'm on the list of the top 25 doctors in all of Mahattan.
Eddie: I don't know what to say about that.
Fitch: I know, right?!?
Mo-mo: So, what happened?
Jackie: I didn't realize it was our anniversary and that makes me a terrible person.
Mo-mo: Anniversary?
Jackie: Yeah, it's been a year.
Mo-mo: A year? Wow, I had no clue.
Jackie: Neither did I.
Dr. O'Hara: Okay, hypothetical.
Jackie: Go.
Dr. O'Hara: Eddie and your husband decide to become friends.
Jackie: You know what...
Dr. O'Hara: Not finished. Eddie and your husband become friends and the Titanic is sinking and only one of them gets to survive. Which one?
Jackie: You know, you're really a very mean-spirited woman.
This job is wading through a storm of people, who come into this place on the worst days of their lives.
Jackie Peyton
There are good lies and there are bad lies. It's a little complicated.
Kevin: Most rich people live in houses, not hotels.
Jackie: That doesn't make her crazy.
Jackie: I had a fight with my boyfriend.
Mo-mo: That is just wrong. How do I not know you have a boyfriend?
Jackie: Honey, you do all the talking!
Mo-mo: I do, don't I?
Fitch [Tweeting]: If I said "cys fib," would people know that's Cystic Fibrosis?
Jackie: If I said FU, would you know that's "eat shit?"
