Favorite Nurse Jackie Quotes
Zoey: Can I at least take the knife out?
Jackie: No, Zoey. Never remove a foreign object protruding from a patient. The surgeon does that, you understand?
Zoey: (whispers) But it's so tempting.
You're going after rich people who drink. Don't think I like that very much.
O'Hara
O'Hara : Do we think Zoey got her pipes cleaned?
Jackie: That's like seeing Santa naked. It's not right.
Zoey: Miracles can happen everyday.
Jackie: Like the day they invented rubbers. Try using them.
: Hugs for the continuing education, Dr. Cooper. You'll know the next big thing, won't you?!?
O'Hara
Call Ortho, tell them the face of All Saints is just about done here.
Fitch
Dr. O'Hara: (talking about the picture of the raccoon head Fiona sent her) Really gruesome.
Jackie: I don't know why she wanted to send it or why you like it, but there you have it.
Dr. O'Hara: Kindred spirits, Jacks.
Jackie: Zoey, come here. Put your hand on here. Hold it firmly.
Zoey: I can do that. Sorry, I'm just saying I could do more important things here.
Jackie: (to "God"): Stop picking on my nurses! Alright, pick on criminals, pick on white guys!
Coop: I know a thing or two.
O'Hara: At the most.
Not seeing a lot of people on their toes, other than Jackie and me.
Zoey
Jackie: Caitlin, honey, listen to me: Shut the fuck up.
