If you wanna avoid people from your past, I recommend moving to another country. Worked for me.

O'Hara

Jackie: Page urology.
Fitch: That's my call. I get to say that: page urology.

By the way, your husband's testicles have migrated. I'll let you know if we find them.

Thor: These gloves are so tight, I feel like OJ.
Zoey: That's the third time you said that today.
Thor: Like your material is so fresh.

Jackie: Are you wearing perfume?
Zoey: No. Why? Is it bad? Does it make me smell like an old lady?

Jump on the social networking trend. You won't regret it.

Fitch

I like to hide my humanity. Or at least keep it to a minimum.

Akalitus

My house? My kids? Are you out of your fucking mind?

Eddie: You have a lot of pent-up anger.
Jackie: You have no idea.

I never would have pegged you for someone to give me shit for getting the job done.

Zoey

I make suggestions. You listen and agree. How high up do I need to go for you to understand that?

Coop

Percoset should never be crushed and chewed, unless you want it to hit your system like a bolt of lightening. Which is only a problem if you're afraid of lightening.

Jackie Peyton

Nurse Jackie Quotes

Don't ever say "ta-da." The only people that say "ta-da" are magicians or idiots.

Jackie Peyton

Percoset should never be crushed and chewed, unless you want it to hit your system like a bolt of lightening. Which is only a problem if you're afraid of lightening.

Jackie Peyton