Popular Nurse Jackie Quotes
Gloria: I'm not a prude! I was at Woodstock for Christ's sake.
Jackie: No you weren't.
I shagged a nurse. In the chapel.
O'Hara
I'm not in recovery. But I should be, for wedding cake addiction.
Thor
Coop: I almost have 1,000 Twitter followers now.
Zoey: Is that a lot?
Coop: Heck yeah!
I think I'm pregnant.
Zoey
Kevin: Seriously, Jackie, you're nuts.
Jackie: Seriously, Kevin, you're mine.
You shouldn't be sleeping on the couch.
Grace [to Jackie]
Not that I wish diabetes on any of you. But look at the shit I need to eat.
Thor
Coop: Jackie Peyton, armed and dangerous.
Jackie: Don't tempt me.
You are many things, Jacks. Useless is not one of them.
O'Hara
O'Hara: Don't think so hard.
Zoey: Not like I can help it.
Percoset should never be crushed and chewed, unless you want it to hit your system like a bolt of lightening. Which is only a problem if you're afraid of lightening.
Jackie Peyton