Gloria: I'm not a prude! I was at Woodstock for Christ's sake.
Jackie: No you weren't.

I shagged a nurse. In the chapel.

O'Hara

I'm not in recovery. But I should be, for wedding cake addiction.

Thor

Coop: I almost have 1,000 Twitter followers now.
Zoey: Is that a lot?
Coop: Heck yeah!

I think I'm pregnant.

Zoey

Kevin: Seriously, Jackie, you're nuts.
Jackie: Seriously, Kevin, you're mine.

You shouldn't be sleeping on the couch.

Grace [to Jackie]

Not that I wish diabetes on any of you. But look at the shit I need to eat.

Thor

Coop: Jackie Peyton, armed and dangerous.
Jackie: Don't tempt me.

You are many things, Jacks. Useless is not one of them.

O'Hara

O'Hara: Don't think so hard.
Zoey: Not like I can help it.

Percoset should never be crushed and chewed, unless you want it to hit your system like a bolt of lightening. Which is only a problem if you're afraid of lightening.

Jackie Peyton

Nurse Jackie Quotes

Don't ever say "ta-da." The only people that say "ta-da" are magicians or idiots.

Jackie Peyton

Percoset should never be crushed and chewed, unless you want it to hit your system like a bolt of lightening. Which is only a problem if you're afraid of lightening.

Jackie Peyton