Gloria: I'm not a prude! I was at Woodstock for Christ's sake.
Jackie: No you weren't.

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I shagged a nurse. In the chapel.

O'Hara

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I'm not in recovery. But I should be, for wedding cake addiction.

Thor

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Coop: I almost have 1,000 Twitter followers now.
Zoey: Is that a lot?
Coop: Heck yeah!

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I think I'm pregnant.

Zoey

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Kevin: Seriously, Jackie, you're nuts.
Jackie: Seriously, Kevin, you're mine.

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You shouldn't be sleeping on the couch.

Grace [to Jackie]

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Not that I wish diabetes on any of you. But look at the shit I need to eat.

Thor

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Coop: Jackie Peyton, armed and dangerous.
Jackie: Don't tempt me.

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You are many things, Jacks. Useless is not one of them.

O'Hara

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O'Hara: Don't think so hard.
Zoey: Not like I can help it.

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Percoset should never be crushed and chewed, unless you want it to hit your system like a bolt of lightening. Which is only a problem if you're afraid of lightening.

Jackie Peyton

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