There's lots of reasons to have kids. Just as many not to.

Coop: The whole good looking thing? More of a curse than a blessing.
Akalitus: I can't even imagine.

Jackie: I love this place, always remembers how I like my coffee.
Eddie: Yes, it remembers all things related to her.

Jackie: I am here because I like you. Not because you have drugs.
Eddie: You like me, huh?
Jackie: What do you want me to say, Eddie?
Eddie: What do you think?

Jackie: Caitlin, honey, listen to me: Shut the fuck up.

Not seeing a lot of people on their toes, other than Jackie and me.

Zoey

Call Ortho, tell them the face of All Saints is just about done here.

Fitch

: Hugs for the continuing education, Dr. Cooper. You'll know the next big thing, won't you?!?

O'Hara

Zoey: Miracles can happen everyday.
Jackie: Like the day they invented rubbers. Try using them.

Coop: I know a thing or two.
O'Hara: At the most.

You're going after rich people who drink. Don't think I like that very much.

O'Hara

Percoset should never be crushed and chewed, unless you want it to hit your system like a bolt of lightening. Which is only a problem if you're afraid of lightening.

Jackie Peyton

Nurse Jackie Quotes

Don't ever say "ta-da." The only people that say "ta-da" are magicians or idiots.

Jackie Peyton

Percoset should never be crushed and chewed, unless you want it to hit your system like a bolt of lightening. Which is only a problem if you're afraid of lightening.

Jackie Peyton