Brooke: We should totally hang out together. What is your name?
Haley: Haley.
Brooke: Yeah. I don't like that name. Let's call you ... Brooke!

Brooke: This really hurts. Do you think you could, you know, give me something for the pain?
College guy: I shouldn't but - here you go.
Brooke: Just one?
College guy: Okay.
College guy: Now, those are really strong, so I guess, take half at a time.
Brooke: Whoops! All gone!

(to Peyton) Hey. So I saw Nathan in the shower. Yeah, no wonder you broke up with him.

Lucas

Wanna know what I think? I think Nathan likes tutor girl. But I think tutor girl likes Lucas. And I know I like Lucas. And I don't know who the hell you like anymore. This is all turning into one big love ... rectangle plus one, whatever that is...

Brooke

Brooke: Did you see that?
Peyton: What?
Brooke: Nathan just gave her the nod.
Peyton: What nod?
Brooke: The "lets hook up after the game" nod.

Brooke: Where the hell are we?
Haley: Miles from normal.

Karen: Okay, what does this dress say to you?
Lucas: Uh ... beware of crazy ladies who talk to dresses?

(voiceover) John Steinbeck once wrote "It seems to me that if you or I must choose between two courses of thought or action, we should remember our dying and try so to live for our death brings no pleasure on the world."

Lucas

Lucas: So to hell with him. I don't want his name.
Karen: Keith's a Scott too, you know.

When I found out I was pregnant, Dan already had a basketball scholarship, and nothing was going to get in the way of that. But then something strange happened. Right before classes started, Dan changed his mind. He said he'd finish the semester and...we'd get married. So when I went into labor and you appeared, the nurse asked for your name, and I said it was Scott. Keith was there, and when the nurse brought you in, she let him hold you. I've known Keith my whole life, and that's the only time I've seen him cry. Your father never showed up.

Karen

So ... support me! When I'm tutoring someone, and they get it, and that light goes on, I feel good! I feel worthy. The same way that you feel when you play basketball. Besides, having things gotten better for you? The team's left you alone, the hazings stopped? Yeah. So, that's worth the risk for me. What's not worth the risk is us. We're friends, and that is important to me.

Haley

Keith: That's right. Big brother. And no matter what you did on that basketball court a lifetime ago, and no matter what you do now, I'll always be your big brother. So guess what, Danny boy? It was my name first. It's Lucas' name now. And there's nothing you can do about it.
Dan: Okay, Keith.
Keith: You know, you can be ashamed of me. And you can be ashamed of Lucas. But what makes you think we're not just as ashamed of you? Huh? Now get out of my shop.

One Tree Hill Quotes

I found my other half.

Julian

Jerry: Dude, were you really just plunging toilets?
Mouth: Yeah, we really gotta stop serving tamales at happy hour.
Jerry: You know how guys are, huh?
Mouth: It was the girls' bathroom.