Are you Chuck, on the Gossip Girl? No means no.

Dimitri

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• Added: February 22, 2012

Chase: I'm in the Air Force, Chris!
Chris: Really? Why?

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• Added: February 22, 2012

Well, I'm awesome in bed, so she begs me to have sex...a lot.

Clay

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• Added: February 22, 2012

Mouth: Anything I can do?
Dan: Yeah, go easy on the carbs.

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• Added: February 15, 2012

I thought you left 'cause you didn't like me.

Logan (to Clay)

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• Added: February 15, 2012

They went to a strip club. I'm sure you'll see them when you get there for your shift.

Brooke (to Tara)

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• Added: February 15, 2012

Tara: What the hell are you doing helping my competition?
Chris: Why the hell are you sleeping with my best friend?

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• Added: February 15, 2012

Great pep talk Dan. No wonder your sons love you so much.

Julian

• Permalink: Great pep talk Dan. No wonder your sons love you so much.
• Added: February 15, 2012

We've been through a lot, you and I. We'll get through this.

Brooke (to Haley)

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• Added: February 15, 2012

What happened to your face? Wife beat you up?

Dan (to Julian)

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• Added: February 15, 2012

Then you're gonna be here for a long time, like the old man who eats his buttons.

Logan

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• Added: February 15, 2012

Dude, you're colder than Chris Keller.

Chris

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• Added: February 15, 2012