Only Murders In the Building
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Howard: We thank you for your attention. Brief anecdote. I remember when I auditioned for Mr. Oliver Putnam for this very play.
Oliver: True.
Howard: Do you remember what you said to me, Oliver?
Oliver: I sure do, I said. How about you be my assistant instead?
Howard: That's right. Word for word.
Charles: I know you're nervous. I know your last Broadway show was a disaster. Everyone knows that. The world knows it.
Mabel: Fast forward, fast forward.
Charles: But you, sir, are a talented young man. You have a gift for leadership. And when you ask me to join this production.
Oliver: Hold, please. I asked you?
I will not be the one-hit wonder of true crime podcasts, Poppy. I won’t. I will not be podcast Nickeback.
Cinda Canning
Dad, if you're not my father, then I don’t know what a father is, you hear me?
Will Putnam
Howard Morris: Am I dressed appropriately? It’s really hard to know what to wear to a killer reveal party.
Jonathan: Killer reveal party -- meaning a party where a killer is revealed or a reveal party that is killer in nature?
Howard Morris: I don’t know, Jonathan. Just be hot, okay?
God! This is really not feeling like a finale yet, is it?
Oliver Putnam
The thing is, before I became one of the most talked about people in the country, I had a pretty ordinary life.
Becky Butler
Charles Haden Savage: What happened, if you don’t mind my asking?
Lester: Nah, it’s fine. I just realized that my true passion was being a doorman, and I left the theatre behind.
Charles Haden Savage: Really?
Lester: Are you nuts? No. I stopped getting high and developed a drinking problem, and was homeless for a while. Almost died, cleaned up, took the first job I could get, and I’ve been stuck here ever since.
Must you poop on every party, Charles?
Oliver Putnam
Aren’t we square at this point? You send me to jail, I fuck your wife.
Teddy Dimas
Who are you supposed to be? Rocky Zero? Great White Dope? Raging Bullshitter?
Mabel Mora
I hope that you charge rent to the people inside your head. You’d make a fortune.
Rose Cooper
