Only Murders In the Building Season 1 Quotes
I mean, a murderer probably lives in the building, but I guess old white guys are only afraid of colon cancer and societal change.Mabel
Even the elevator wanted that story to end.Charles
Sometimes it's easier to figure out someone else's secret than it is to deal with your own.Charles
Charles: It's so hot in here. Do we have to do this in a closet?
Oliver: Well, now you sound like Patti LuPone.
Those are our proverbial onions, raw and peeled. And yours? Care to peel for us?Oliver
Oliver: Oh, you're not Scott Bakula?
Charles: I am not.
Oliver: Oh, you're the other one. Got it.
Winnie, don't stand so close to Sting.Oliver
A cat never really leaves you, because they transmit parasites.Charles
Oliver, I loved our shows. It's setting money on fire I don't care for.Teddy
No one wants a murder podcast about real estate!Oliver
Gotta get Bunny her money.Ursula