Only Murders In the Building

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I mean, a murderer probably lives in the building, but I guess old white guys are only afraid of colon cancer and societal change.
Mabel

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Added: August 26, 2021

Even the elevator wanted that story to end.
Charles

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Added: August 24, 2021

Sometimes it's easier to figure out someone else's secret than it is to deal with your own.
Charles

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Added: August 25, 2021

Charles: It's so hot in here. Do we have to do this in a closet?
Oliver: Well, now you sound like Patti LuPone.

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Added: August 26, 2021

Those are our proverbial onions, raw and peeled. And yours? Care to peel for us?
Oliver

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Added: August 25, 2021

Oliver: Oh, you're not Scott Bakula?
Charles: I am not.
Oliver: Oh, you're the other one. Got it.

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Added: August 25, 2021

Winnie, don't stand so close to Sting.
Oliver

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Added: August 26, 2021

A cat never really leaves you, because they transmit parasites.
Charles

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Added: August 26, 2021

Oliver, I loved our shows. It's setting money on fire I don't care for.
Teddy

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Added: August 26, 2021