Only Murders In the Building Season 1 Quotes
As I said to Paula Abdul during our production of Hedda Gabler, we've got to start thinking outside the box here.Oliver
It's money time, baby. Payday is here and check is in the mail.Charles
You'll make the right choice. Because if you don't, well, I know where you live.Teddy
Theo: He's not good for you.
Zoe: Oh, I wasn't aware boys were supposed to be good for you.
People talk way too fucking much in this city.Theo
The fuck is this? The Neverland Ranch of theater bullshit?Zoe
Oliver is so deep in my pocket it's tingling my balls.Teddy
Mabel: I'm a stranger that lied to you a bunch and you're two randos that dragged me into a podcast.
Oliver: Rando is a slang for a person of no significance.
Charles: I used context clues but thank you.
Oh, my God, the twists and turns of this are unbelievable. It's like a rainbow crafted by a drunken leprechaun.Oliver
You know, it's a law of nature. Nothing good ever happens on Long Island.Charles
Women who knock rarely make history.Mabel
Oliver: Apparently people still watch live TV. Where was this audience when I directed Godspell Live on NBC?
Charles: That was you?
Oliver: No, but it should have been.