Orange is the New Black
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No. This year I'm lovin' someone who deserves me. Me.
Suzanne
If you want to assassinate someone, vision is a basic requirement. It's like step 1, pick a person to kill. Step 2, kill the right person.
Red
I used to think you were a yellow dandelion, but you are all dried up with the puff blown off. But that's all right. You are who you are like I am who I am.
Crazy Eyes
You take a woman's power away. Her work, her family her currency. You leave her with one coin...the one she was born with. It may be tawdry and demeaning, but if she has to, she will spend it. But you're right, your feelings count too.
Red
Angie: There's so many Mexicans now. It's like a Home Depot parkin' lot in here.
Leanne: Dominicans. If you're gonna be racist, you gotta be accurate, or you just look dumb.
All I wanted was to eat the chicken that was smarter than other chickens and to absorb its power and enjoy a nice Chicken Kiev but, oh well.
Red
Freida: Haven't you ever killed someone before?
Alex: No. Have you?
Freida: That's personal. But if I had, I'd know better than to waste my time digging one six-foot hole when I could dig six one-foot holes.That's just murder math.
Bitch. If grateful paid the bills, we'd all be f*ckin' Bill Gates!
Black Cindy
Hey Kate Winslet, see any icebergs?
Boo
Piper: I'm not you wife.
Crazy Eyes: I threw my pie for you.
This smells like mildew. That means your counter is gonna smell like mildew. You need to wash your rags, Red.
Nicky
You seem depressed, even for prison. You know, if you ever want to talk about it, that's what counselors are for (laughs).
Alex
