Orange is the New Black
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You know what I have to do? Hm? Hm? She disrespected me. Now, I'm gonna have to kill her.
Pennsatucky
Piper: I'm not mean. I didn't mean to be mean to you.
Crazy Eyes: You gotta start from the inside out or else you'll step on the clean.
They all work in kitchens don't they. They all pop out of the truck of a car and learn to fry an egg. God bless America.
Red
I think I've moved beyond stress to something more deeply disturbing.
Piper
He's a hit man? Oh I thought he was a rapist. I'm so relieved!
Piper
You seem depressed, even for prison. You know, if you ever want to talk about it, that's what counselors are for (laughs).
Alex
Yes. You have made a decision. So here's what it means going forward. You may not come running to me again. Not with your problems. Not with your love. Not with your need, or sadness or love. Not even your laundry unless it is specifically your laundry day. You may never come to me again. Ever.
Alex
God has chosen to test our conviction.
Pennsatucky
Black Cindy: Yo, what's your sign.
Poussey: Yo. My sign is get your ass up and help me with this shit.
Pornstache: How did you survive infancy?
Pennasatucky: My auntie helped my mama.
Pornstache: That was a rhetorical question. Don't you understand what the hell a rhetorical question is?!
Piper: I'm not you wife.
Crazy Eyes: I threw my pie for you.
Hey Kate Winslet, see any icebergs?
Boo
